The Private Life of Sherlock Holmes, Billy Wilder & I.A.L. Diamond
you ever get in those moods where a family member just opens their mouth and youre like
IM GOING TO SCREAM IM IN CLASS AND THESE GIRLS WHO BULLIED ME IN 5TH GRADE ARE WHISPERING AND THEYRE LIKE
"holy shit did she go to our elementary school"
"i dont know if thats her"
"i rly dont think thats her guys"
AND THE TEACHER CALLED MY NAME AND THEY GO
"holy shit shes hot"
L I F E
YOU FUCKING GO IM PROUD OF YOU
OWN IT FOR ALL OF US
You do not need pasta.
Me laying in bed talking to myself at 1:30 in the morning (via seabelle)
it’s so ironic that people are hating on taylor swift for shake it off like literally the entire song is about not giving a shit about your irrelevant ass opinion
Happy 66th Birthday to my sweet Golden God -Robert Plant, Born August 20th, 1948
One of the saddest and most hil- NO BITCH, the sad thing here is the fact that you're a stripper. If you want respect, maybe you should've graduated high school. 😂😂 when did stripping become a legitimate career?
Awww, you tried so hard, but unfortunately I can’t hear you over the sound of my debt-free college degree and massive disposable income.